efronsbutt:

its so weird like some of u wont even be friends with people that arent attractive like who do u think u are were all losers sitting on the internet　

gayn:

im that friend youre embarrassed to be seen in public with

groovymuttations:

“it’s them” the home depot employees whisper as the hipster bloggers grab paint swatches to write inspirational quotes on

richwhitelesbian:

if you hit the post limit you die in real life

patunes:

i unfollowed you but youre still EVERYWHERE HOW DO I GET RID OF YOU

whitetiffany:

some people on here are so funny and i feel like they are under appreciated but they make me pee my pants

ssweaterweather:

omg i love fun. so much!!!!!!

oh really what’s your favorite song by them?

we are young!!

richwhitelesbian:

a typo and suddenly you wish you were dad

tltty:

there are no awkward silences on the internet that’s why it’s so great bc if someone sends you an ask u can always pretend to not be online & reply an hour later

missionkimpossible:

i bet zooey deschanel uses bing.com because shes quirky and unique

tigermisu:

If self pity was water I’d drown in it

myspacefamosity:

a message to boys: stop wearing shirts

radiobread2:

If you take longer than 5 minutes to text me back then expect the reply in 5 days because no one beats me at my own game

rumour:

in hell all you probably do is sit on a desk for the rest of eternity doing math problems 

url-goes-here:

the scariest part about hipster blogs is they rarely have text posts

it’s like the blogger isn’t even alive

they’re just a soulless vessel fueled only by pictures of coffee and trendy clothes